CrossFit Test: What Type of Crossfitter Are You?
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Do you do CrossFit and sometimes wonder if you're "the annoying warm-up guy," "the silent tryhard," or "the Instagram star"? This test is for you.
In your box, we meet all types of CrossFitters: fierce competitors, talkers in the middle of a series, or survivors of no-reps...
Discover with humor what kind of CrossFitter you really are , and share it with your team after the WOD.
Welcome to wodlol.com – the site that talks about CrossFit in French, for real (and without bullshit).
Do you think you're unique in your box?
Wrong. We're all an archetype. A sitcom character in leggings. And you? Which one are you?
Take this non-personality test to find out which ridiculous box you fall into (and don't worry: your coach already had you categorized long ago).
1. The Silent Tryhard
Alias: “The Secret Weapon”
Features:
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Nobody knows your name.
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You arrive 15 minutes early, you leave 10 minutes later.
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You never film yourself. But you have mutant stats.
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Have you ever silently cried over a 6am clean PR?
Catchphrase: “No, but I didn’t give it my all.”
Recognizable by:
A fixed gaze on the whiteboard, a hand in the chalk bucket, a half-marathon-level warm-up.
2. The Beast of Insta Story
Alias: “Influencer”
Features:
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Tripod set, ring light connected, camera at 0.5x.
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“It’s not for stats, it’s to correct my technique.” (LOL)
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You'll miss your show if the music isn't in time.
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3 stories per WOD, 2 hashtags minimum: #PainIsFuel #CrossFitLife
Catchphrase: “Can you film me again? I was blurry.”
Recognizable by:
Leggings too stylish to be functional, a custom mat, €90 gloves.
3. The Broken One Who Comes Anyway
Alias: “The Eternal Veteran”
Features:
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Right shoulder HS, left knee on RTT, wrist under strap.
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But “it’s nothing, it’s an old pain.”
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Scales all movements except intensity.
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You trigger the physio alert just by sitting on the floor.
Catchphrase: “I’m just going to do legs today.”
Recognizable by:
A knee pad on each side, straps everywhere, suspicious grimaces during the warm-up.
4. The Discreet No-Rep Pro
Alias: “The Houdini of Lockout”
Features:
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Partial push-ups, wall ball too low, questionable box jumps.
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You avoid the coach's gaze at the right moment.
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You count out loud... but you add reps in your dreams.
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No one has ever seen you completely lock out on a jerk.
Catchphrase: “I must have forgotten a rep, so I did an extra one.”
Recognizable by:
Improbable times, an embarrassed smile at the end, and a virtual “1st finisher” medal that was never given to you.
5. The Official Chatterbox
Alias: “The Human Active Pause”
Features:
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You speak during the briefing, the warm-up, the WOD, the cool down.
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You stop at round 2 to ask how the others are doing.
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You can't do a burpee in silence.
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You've already done 6 WODs in 5 days without ever breaking a sweat.
Catchphrase: “Wait, I’ll tell you something quick.”
Recognizable by:
An intact cardio, a dry towel, and a maximum of friends in the box.
6. The Compet' Boy / Girl
Alias: “The CrossFit Games in his head”
Features:
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The WODs are too easy. The openers are too late. The wodders are too slow.
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You're already ready for the Elite in Dubai.
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Your watch is worth more than your gym bag.
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You stay 45 minutes after the WOD to “work on your RMs a little”.
Catchphrase: “I’m taking this as active recovery today.”
Recognizable by:
A fluorescent lifting belt, Nano inlaid on the foot, and phrases like “it gives me weird sensations in my psoas”.
At WODLOL, we speak the same language as you: that of CrossFit made in France , burpees that kill and PRs that count.
This personality test is a great way to have fun between sessions, but also to remind you that we all come here to move, sweat, and struggle together.
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